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Hat of the Week: Dot to Dot Madcapz

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

TOP 8 WAYS TO MESS WITH PEOPLE WHILE WEARING OUR DOT TO DOT MADCAPZ

So I’m feeling a little mischievous today, but don’t worry, this hat is still great even if you’re not trying to trick anybody while wearing it.

Top 8 Ways to Mess with People While Wearing this Woman’s Baseball Cap

1. Tell them that the woman’s baseball cap is white; you don’t know what dots they’re talking about.

2. Tell them that all the dots on this woman’s fashion accessory are the same color.

3. Tell them that the dots form a picture, and it should be really obvious what it is.

4. Tell them it’s actually a new form of the “connect the dots” game.

5. Explain that all tennis whites have little dots on them, and marvel at the fact they haven’t noticed this before.

6. Tell them that before they talk to you, they have to count all of the dots on this white cap, and then slightly move the cap whenever they get to a number above ten.

7. Let them know that the woman’s baseball cap is actually a metaphor for racial equality in this country; don’t explain it any further (this one works best if you walk away, shaking your head slowly when they don’t understand it).

8. Wear the hat whenever you hang out with one person, and act like it’s new every time (trust me, you’ll want to wear the hat all of the time anyway, you should get to mess with someone’s head while doing it).